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  1. Evil Genius

From the album Evil Genius EP

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Evil Genius

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Lyrics

he’s got a mind of metal
eyes glazed hazel
he’d steal an orphan’s soup with a silver ladel

his hands are icy
his plans are dicey
and he’s got his own idea of what he calls paradise, he

wants a world where he’s the
sole world leader
he’ll make it to the top though he was once a bottom feeder

and you can tell his record
ain’t the cleanest
because his business card reads “evil genius”

he flew into space and built a laser on the moon
made an underwater base and hired henchmen with harpoons
I heard his latest scheme involves anthrax and air balloons
He’s going to kill us all if we don’t do something soon

He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
And he’s gonna kill us all

He’s got ten assassins
With guns for blastin’
Folks when he don’t like the questions they’ve been asking

He’s got thirty three spies
With robot eyes
The person standing next to you might be one in disguise

He keeps his favorite time machine
Next to a wall of TV screens
To keep an eye on places where he’s been

He’s one of the smartest
He’s one of the meanest
And his business card reads “evil genius”

He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
And he’s gonna kill us all

People will tell you I’m mean
I think they’re just jealous of my schemes
Maybe it’s just in my genes to dream
Of war machines
And laser beams

All you motherfuckers, man woman boy and girl
You’ll be green with envy when my plan is unfurled
Cause everybody wants to rule the world

©2014 Tom Dowd